Plan 02: Hot or Not?

[lizardtits]

It's been a hell of a month for everybody, hasn't it? Those reflections are taking a toll on a lot of people. I'd say I can empathize, but my reflection turned around and left after about three minutes, so I've just been bored this month as everyone else is preoccupied with themselves. But, I got an idea. I spent a few weeks in a gnome city back home. They had devices similar to the Nunitorium here, and from time to time they'd write up big social events for people to participate in to pass the time. Given this world's propensity for... intimate relations, I figure it would be fun to make use of one of them here.

The game is called Hot or Not, and the rules are simple. Put your name underneath this header. Or, put a friend's name, for added fun. Others can then comment on how hot they are. If you don't want your handwriting to give you away, use hearts! ❤ means "Eh..." and ❤❤❤❤❤ means "Sweet Bahamut take me now". I figure we could all use a bit of fun to balance out everything else this month.

((OOC: Feel free to post a glamour shot of your character to remind other players what they look like. Outside of that, it's a free-for-all.))

((Also, Velo forgot to take into account that the reflections are, in fact, still there. If they want to say something, go nuts!))

Comments

Red Savarin

[mech_and_mutt]

Is it really okay to talk about this sorta thing where everyone can read it??

[Fortunately, pretty much everyone knows how he looks by now.]

[lowercase_dragon]

[mech_and_mutt]

[That's fourteen hearts.

I mean, this was Pacca, but... wow.]

You sure cute's the word you're thinking of with that many hearts??

[lowercase_dragon]

Actually, I was regretting it the moment I wrote the word.

I should have wrote hot dog.

and I would like to get my mouth around you.

[bladeofconquest]

❤❤❤❤

[You'd better believe Corrin is disguising her handwriting for THIS one.]

Anyone ever told you you got a really nice butt?

[air_raider]

Y'know, I've told him that before. I got a nice close look at it too.

[mech_and_mutt]

She's right

I literally couldn't pull her off

[mech_and_mutt]

[...did he have a secret admirer now??]

Heard it once but it's always hard to tell when she's joking

(thanks though! Didn't think you could see it through the work clothes)

Re: Red Savarin

[paladin_and_loving_it]

Well, we're a small and close knit enough group that the information is going to circulate anyway. This just speeds it up.

Also, you're quite cute. I should really buy you a drink sometime.

❤❤❤❤

[mech_and_mutt]

Yeah but is the answer to people talkin' to have them talk even more??

(thank you though, might have to take you up on that)

[lizardtits]

❤❤❤❤

Very soft. Fun to tease.

[mech_and_mutt]

I'd say the same about your assets, Velo

[lizardtits]

You're still the one getting teased either way, puppy.

Re: Red Savarin

[air_raider]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

What, Red, you don't want the ego boost from knowing everyone wants you to bury your bone in them? Give it to 'em ruff? Really have a doggone good time. Really, it might do you some good.

[mech_and_mutt]

Ten hearts? And here I thought you were just blowing up my tail

Didn't think I had THIS many fans though, maybe I should start walking around without a shirt more often

[air_raider]

Why stop at taking your shirt off? Try walking around without your pants more often. It brings everyone to our door, apparently~

[dead_people_tea]

But I think you're perfectly wonderful, Red.

[mech_and_mutt]

Thanks, you too

But the talks here seem to be more about eyeing each other up

[dead_people_tea]

But I'm taller than...

Oh! You mean if people find each other attractive?

[Yes, it took him that long. This is not in his wheelhouse in the slightest, but there you go.]

[ink_sync]

❤❤❤❤!!!!!!!!

But Marie would say its because of the fuzz! And she's probably right~ :B

[mech_and_mutt]

So did you and Marie ever do a dog versus cat thing

And which one of you was team cat and which one was team dog?

[kobard]

❤❤

Take my compliments to heart, my furry friend. It's not your looks but your legs that have won me over.

1/2

[mech_and_mutt]

My legs?

[He spends a few seconds presumably looking at himself from the thigh down...]

2/2

[mech_and_mutt]

[...but it eventually hits him.]

Oh. The riding my back thing.

[kobard]

Why yes. You need to take good care of them, or find someone who will.