Plan 02: Hot or Not?

[lizardtits]

It's been a hell of a month for everybody, hasn't it? Those reflections are taking a toll on a lot of people. I'd say I can empathize, but my reflection turned around and left after about three minutes, so I've just been bored this month as everyone else is preoccupied with themselves. But, I got an idea. I spent a few weeks in a gnome city back home. They had devices similar to the Nunitorium here, and from time to time they'd write up big social events for people to participate in to pass the time. Given this world's propensity for... intimate relations, I figure it would be fun to make use of one of them here.

The game is called Hot or Not, and the rules are simple. Put your name underneath this header. Or, put a friend's name, for added fun. Others can then comment on how hot they are. If you don't want your handwriting to give you away, use hearts! ❤ means "Eh..." and ❤❤❤❤❤ means "Sweet Bahamut take me now". I figure we could all use a bit of fun to balance out everything else this month.

((OOC: Feel free to post a glamour shot of your character to remind other players what they look like. Outside of that, it's a free-for-all.))

((Also, Velo forgot to take into account that the reflections are, in fact, still there. If they want to say something, go nuts!))

Comments

[lowercase_dragon]

Actually, I was regretting it the moment I wrote the word.

I should have wrote hot dog.

and I would like to get my mouth around you.

[mech_and_mutt]

Wow.






Just straight to the point huh

[lowercase_dragon]

The point is the part I'm most interested in, yes. But the rest of you also.

[mech_and_mutt]

Okay but have you even seen me naked

because I'm losing track of who has and who hasn't lately

[lowercase_dragon]

Yup! I woke up in your bed, remember? You're really freakin' soft and cozy, blankets can't compare.

[mech_and_mutt]

I thought still had my boxers on.

[lowercase_dragon]

They're pretty thin. And you were having some nice dreams.

[mech_and_mutt]

Oh my Dog

sorry about that

[mech_and_mutt]

Wait

What am I apologizing for, YOU came into MY bed

[lowercase_dragon]

Hey, I just woke up in your bed! I don't know how I ended up there!

But I don't know why you'd apologize either way, it was a very nice place to wake up~

[mech_and_mutt]

Well

Thanks, I guess

good to know you didn't take it personally

[lowercase_dragon]

personally I wouldn't mind if you held

whoops sorry I misread that! But yeah no it was fiiine~

[mech_and_mutt]

Isn't that line kind of cliche even for you

[lowercase_dragon]

I've gotten more dates with it than you'd expect! Don't knock it 'till you try it!

[mech_and_mutt]

Pretty sure if I tried it people would think it's a dumb bit

because it is

[lowercase_dragon]

Oh yeah? Wanna try it on me to see if it works?

[mech_and_mutt]

You can't just give someone a pickup line and ask them to use it on you!!

[lowercase_dragon]

I totally just did! You can't stop me! I'm unstoppable!

[mech_and_mutt]

Pacca that kind of thing is for someone who doesn't know anything about love!

Aren't you always saying you've been around the block a few times??

[lowercase_dragon]

I've been known to race around it at full tilt a few times yeah! And lemme tell ya something. Cheese sells. Cheese is delicious. Bless whoever made cheese, probably a halfling somewhere or a really kinky minotaur who knows. I've gotten plenny of dates from cheese alone!