003 - Not That Kind Of Dogfight

[mech_and_mutt]

[There's still room on the page for Starfallen discussion...]

Comments

[boomchucka]

You know...

We could just take the mechs apart and then sell the scrap at a good price.

:) no more fight needed, everyone makes money.

Good, no?

[air_raider]

Why would we do a thing like that? These are gifts from our home worlds, and it's more of a friendly exhibition rather than, like, a fight to the death.

[mech_and_mutt]

If they keep talking like that I'm not letting them watch

[boomchucka]

Oh come on!

I was joking!

[Maybe joking.]

[air_raider]

You didn't sound like you were joking. Either way, come watch. You might even have fun. We're planning on making something of a show of it.

[lizardtits]

I'm calling a match with whoever wins. I've still got some kinks to work out but it should be ready next month.

[air_raider]

Why not make it a free-for-all brawl?

[mech_and_mutt]

Didn't you read? She's not done yet

But I accept your challenge in advance, Velo

[lizardtits]

I'll still have to some by and watch, if only to see what I'll be up against.

[bladeofconquest]

Oh, now this would be fun to watch! I think Schala and I have our next date night, haha.

[mech_and_mutt]

You call watching a robot arena match a date night??

You two have some pretty awesome dates

[air_raider]

Hey that's a good point. Should we have like couple rates? 15 for one, 25 for 2? Slight discount?

[mech_and_mutt]

Good idea

Helps us fill the seats too

[unzeal]

Oh, this sounds so exciting
Yes— I can't wait, I think it would make for an excellent date night!

Go Adah! Go Mister Red!

[mech_and_mutt]

Can you believe that most of the people here have never even seen a robot before?

[unzeal]

Well... just looking at the photo-realistic depiction here— I can't say I've ever seen anything quite like these, either!
The golems and air fortresses I've grown used to certainly don't measure up.

How long is it that you've been piloting?

[mech_and_mutt]

Wait

Are you saying the DAHAK is cooler than an Air Fortress??

and that you actually had those back where you came from??

[dead_people_tea]

Oh, so you're going to let your giant...

[It's right there in the title and yet he still headtilts.]

Your giant friends have a fight to see who wins?

[mech_and_mutt]

[Fortunately he'd tread this ground enough to know how to explain it for the mechanically-deprived.]

Think of it like a big metal golem or automata

Except its one that we pilot like a boat

But yes, we're having a fight with them. Trust me you won't wanna miss it

[dead_people_tea]

And does the winner get a prize?

And should I make some snacks? It seems like for events, you always need food.

[mech_and_mutt]

Yeah. Glory, and knowing that they're the best robot fighter! What more would we need?

Though snacks do sound good, I bet the audience would have a lot more fun if they had something to eat too

[ink_sync]

WOO! COMPETITION! DRAMA! EXCITEMENT!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS!

GO ADAH! YOU GOT THIS, PROBABLY!

[mech_and_mutt]

Careful Callie

You're gonna get her hopes up

[ink_sync]

But that's part of the fun! If you aren't disappointed by a loss, that means you weren't going to be that excited about the win!

[air_raider]

See? She gets it. She knows what it's about. Don't mind Red, he's just got an inflated sense of confidence. We both know he doesn't stand a chance.