dm_screen: (TRUTHFUL JOURNALISM)
The Bardsong DMs ([personal profile] dm_screen) wrote in [community profile] messaging_realms2020-11-12 02:19 pm

TRU01: EXTRA, EXTRA

[Whether due to lazy staff, a clerical error, or an intent to send a message, each unit in Concord Crossing awakens to a bundled-up periodical on its doorstep in the morning...]






THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"




LIZARD PEOPLE INVADE!
Tiny reptilian residents spotted forming goat-deity worshipping cult; conclusive evidence of Featheraptors interbreeding with sewer pygmies (More on Page 2)


HEAVENLY BODIES
Astronomers' new sick experiment: Adamantium breast implants? Exclusive candid photos of draconic test subject. Experts agree: They can't POSSIBLY be real. (More on Page 5, with fold-out spread)


THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
Eyewitness reports COMMUNIST SUBVERSIVES threatening values of Concord residents; in league with insidious council known as "The French" (More on Page 6, with speculated organizational chart)


CANDY MAN
Unkempt-looking man spied in clandestine party near Concord Crossing, peddling strange, glowing chemicals as recreational drinks. Are YOUR children safe? (More on Page 8)






[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]