TRU01: EXTRA, EXTRA

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[Whether due to lazy staff, a clerical error, or an intent to send a message, each unit in Concord Crossing awakens to a bundled-up periodical on its doorstep in the morning...]

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THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"

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LIZARD PEOPLE INVADE!
Tiny reptilian residents spotted forming goat-deity worshipping cult; conclusive evidence of Featheraptors interbreeding with sewer pygmies (More on Page 2)

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HEAVENLY BODIES
Astronomers' new sick experiment: Adamantium breast implants? Exclusive candid photos of draconic test subject. Experts agree: They can't POSSIBLY be real. (More on Page 5, with fold-out spread)

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THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
Eyewitness reports COMMUNIST SUBVERSIVES threatening values of Concord residents; in league with insidious council known as "The French" (More on Page 6, with speculated organizational chart)

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CANDY MAN
Unkempt-looking man spied in clandestine party near Concord Crossing, peddling strange, glowing chemicals as recreational drinks. Are YOUR children safe? (More on Page 8)

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[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]

Comments

[topgun_textiles]

Okay

What the fuck is this?

[mech_and_mutt]

they think they're a newspaper

[topgun_textiles]

For sure. But we haven't been here two weeks and we have people talking shit already?

[mech_and_mutt]

Some people just have too much free time

[topgun_textiles]

If I wanted to smear people, I'd hit them while the iron's hot. This sounds like that.

The people here don't know us too good yet. This 'helping' thing, whatever that is, is going to be a bitch.

[mech_and_mutt]

At least most people here don't seem to mind us

Wonder what they think of this garbage

[topgun_textiles]

Who knows? I want my actions to speak more.

I'm going to keep my eye on whoever prints this crap in the meantime.

[mech_and_mutt]

South quarter, first left turn, behind the warehouse at the end of the street

[topgun_textiles]

How

do you know where they're at?

[mech_and_mutt]

I took a delivery job my first day here (never again)

If it helps, they stiffed me

[topgun_textiles]

Holy shit. Sorry, man.

But thanks for the tip, too.