The Bardsong DMs (
dm_screen) wrote in
messaging_realms2020-11-12 02:19 pm
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TRU01: EXTRA, EXTRA
[Whether due to lazy staff, a clerical error, or an intent to send a message, each unit in Concord Crossing awakens to a bundled-up periodical on its doorstep in the morning...]

THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
LIZARD PEOPLE INVADE!
Tiny reptilian residents spotted forming goat-deity worshipping cult; conclusive evidence of Featheraptors interbreeding with sewer pygmies (More on Page 2)
HEAVENLY BODIES
Astronomers' new sick experiment: Adamantium breast implants? Exclusive candid photos of draconic test subject. Experts agree: They can't POSSIBLY be real. (More on Page 5, with fold-out spread)
THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
Eyewitness reports COMMUNIST SUBVERSIVES threatening values of Concord residents; in league with insidious council known as "The French" (More on Page 6, with speculated organizational chart)
CANDY MAN
Unkempt-looking man spied in clandestine party near Concord Crossing, peddling strange, glowing chemicals as recreational drinks. Are YOUR children safe? (More on Page 8)
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]

THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
LIZARD PEOPLE INVADE!
Tiny reptilian residents spotted forming goat-deity worshipping cult; conclusive evidence of Featheraptors interbreeding with sewer pygmies (More on Page 2)
HEAVENLY BODIES
Astronomers' new sick experiment: Adamantium breast implants? Exclusive candid photos of draconic test subject. Experts agree: They can't POSSIBLY be real. (More on Page 5, with fold-out spread)
THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
Eyewitness reports COMMUNIST SUBVERSIVES threatening values of Concord residents; in league with insidious council known as "The French" (More on Page 6, with speculated organizational chart)
CANDY MAN
Unkempt-looking man spied in clandestine party near Concord Crossing, peddling strange, glowing chemicals as recreational drinks. Are YOUR children safe? (More on Page 8)
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]

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What the fuck is this?
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The people here don't know us too good yet. This 'helping' thing, whatever that is, is going to be a bitch.
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Wonder what they think of this garbage
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I'm going to keep my eye on whoever prints this crap in the meantime.
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do you know where they're at?
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If it helps, they stiffed me
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But thanks for the tip, too.