Listen closely...

[evolved_not_extinct]

DURNT THINK FOOD TIPS COMPLKATID. Here.



No snails. No fish bread. Meat makes strong.

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[mech_and_mutt]

Hold on

You eat Featheraptors? That just seems

wrong

[evolved_not_extinct]

Been called featheraptor a lot, got tired.

Kill some, eat some. Power is mine.

[mech_and_mutt]

I'm sorry I asked

Are people still making that mistake? You've been here for long enough that most people know you, right?

[evolved_not_extinct]

Aye, mistake is less.

Cobbles call Durnt 'loud asshole'. Durnt accepts this.

[mech_and_mutt]

While we're on that

can we talk about how EVERYONE IN LAOURN CAN HEAR YOU WHENEVER YOU VISIT CECIL

[evolved_not_extinct]

What to talk about? Envy?

Or want in?

[mech_and_mutt]

Sorry but that kobold ain't big enough for the two of us

[evolved_not_extinct]

Soot yourself

[mech_and_mutt]

But seriously

If you don't keep it down I'm going to give Cecil rope and tell him to tie you to the bed

And around your mouth too

[evolved_not_extinct]

Ooooh

Promise Durnt good time

[mech_and_mutt]

Whatever puts air under your wings

So long as I can sleep

[nobold]

It's not the size that counts, Red

it's how flexible you are.

[evolved_not_extinct]

So flexible

Mmmm

[nobold]

You understand kobold flexibility better than most, Durant.

We have our children as proof.

[mech_and_mutt]

You're tellin' me

I thought I was gonna split you in half but you took it like a champion

[nobold]

What you describe is part of the kobold experience.

And if you insist that you didn't enjoy yourself despite those worries, I will call you a liar.

[mech_and_mutt]

You were tellin me to go harder

It made it hard to worry when you were saying things like that and looking at me like that

[nobold]

Looking at you like what, exactly, hmm?

[mech_and_mutt]

You know what I mean!!

I'm not gonna just write it here for everyone to see!!

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[jasidian]

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