Listen closely...

[evolved_not_extinct]

DURNT THINK FOOD TIPS COMPLKATID. Here.



No snails. No fish bread. Meat makes strong.

Comments

[mech_and_mutt]

Thank you

Never liked all that fancy gussied-up stuff with tiny portions anyway

[evolved_not_extinct]

No fancy. Durnt keeps it real.

[mech_and_mutt]

You're a butcher, right?

Which of the monsters here actually taste good?

[evolved_not_extinct]

Featheraptors are VERY TASTY. Whargs, too.

Anacondas are best. Rabites too fuzzy, need skinning. OK after.

[mech_and_mutt]

Hold on

You eat Featheraptors? That just seems

wrong

[evolved_not_extinct]

Been called featheraptor a lot, got tired.

Kill some, eat some. Power is mine.

[mech_and_mutt]

I'm sorry I asked

Are people still making that mistake? You've been here for long enough that most people know you, right?

[evolved_not_extinct]

Aye, mistake is less.

Cobbles call Durnt 'loud asshole'. Durnt accepts this.

[mech_and_mutt]

While we're on that

can we talk about how EVERYONE IN LAOURN CAN HEAR YOU WHENEVER YOU VISIT CECIL

[evolved_not_extinct]

What to talk about? Envy?

Or want in?

[mech_and_mutt]

Sorry but that kobold ain't big enough for the two of us

[evolved_not_extinct]

Soot yourself

[mech_and_mutt]

But seriously

If you don't keep it down I'm going to give Cecil rope and tell him to tie you to the bed

And around your mouth too

[evolved_not_extinct]

Ooooh

Promise Durnt good time

[mech_and_mutt]

Whatever puts air under your wings

So long as I can sleep

[nobold]

It's not the size that counts, Red

it's how flexible you are.

[evolved_not_extinct]

So flexible

Mmmm

[nobold]

You understand kobold flexibility better than most, Durant.

We have our children as proof.

[mech_and_mutt]

You're tellin' me

I thought I was gonna split you in half but you took it like a champion

[nobold]

What you describe is part of the kobold experience.

And if you insist that you didn't enjoy yourself despite those worries, I will call you a liar.

[mech_and_mutt]

You were tellin me to go harder

It made it hard to worry when you were saying things like that and looking at me like that

[nobold]

Looking at you like what, exactly, hmm?

[mech_and_mutt]

You know what I mean!!

I'm not gonna just write it here for everyone to see!!

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[jasidian]

asdfghjkl;

[boomchucka]

FINALLY. Somebody gets it!

[evolved_not_extinct]

AYE, simple can be best

Do you like raw or cook?

[boomchucka]

Definitely cooked.

I don't want food poisoning again.

[evolved_not_extinct]

Who poison food?

[boomchucka]

We didn't cook it properly so everybody got super sick.

Not fun. Do not recommend.

[evolved_not_extinct]

Weak belly. Make it strong!

Whelps have strong belly, much food. Your turn.

[boomchucka]

Not with raw meat!

Maybe raw fish...?

Little tiny human. Little tiny belly?

Thoughts? Suggestions?

[evolved_not_extinct]

Strong fish. Fight and kill. Then eat.

Power goes to you.

[boomchucka]

Or we could just go fishing.

[evolved_not_extinct]

Oh. You are smart.

Fishing sounds good. Whelps always hungry.

[boomchucka]

Oh...

Those were yours kids you were writing about before? That is what you mean by whelps, right?

They're still growing, right? Of course, they'll eat a ton!

But yes, fishing sounds like lots of fun! :)

[evolved_not_extinct]

Whelps are kids, aye. Growing fast, need food.

We fish for glory!

[boomchucka]

We're going fishing! Woo!

We fish for dinner! For trying new things!

:D

[air_raider]

See, you get it. Doesn't matter where the meat comes from, just cook it and eat it. Easy as can be.

[evolved_not_extinct]

Aye! Durnt does not get much

But gets this!

[air_raider]

Really, the folks back home could stand to learn a thing or two from you. In more ways than one.

Would you believe they traded away a crate of perfectly edible meat just because they didn't know what it came from? Seems like a real waste.

[jasidian]

You sound like one of my uncles.