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Durant, ex-Gruul (
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Listen closely...
DURNT THINK FOOD TIPS COMPLKATID. Here.
No snails. No fish bread. Meat makes strong.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-30 09:26 pm (UTC)
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Thank you
Never liked all that fancy gussied-up stuff with tiny portions anyway
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-30 09:29 pm (UTC)
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No fancy. Durnt keeps it real.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-30 09:29 pm (UTC)
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You're a butcher, right?
Which of the monsters here actually taste good?
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-30 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Featheraptors are VERY TASTY. Whargs, too.
Anacondas are best. Rabites too fuzzy, need skinning. OK after.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
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Hold on
You eat Featheraptors? That just seems
wrong
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-30 11:15 pm (UTC)
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Been called featheraptor a lot, got tired.
Kill some, eat some. Power is mine.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 01:03 am (UTC)
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I'm sorry I asked
Are people still making that mistake? You've been here for long enough that most people know you, right?
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:14 am (UTC)
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Aye, mistake is less.
Cobbles call Durnt 'loud asshole'. Durnt accepts this.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 01:16 am (UTC)
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While we're on that
can we talk about how EVERYONE IN LAOURN CAN HEAR YOU WHENEVER YOU VISIT CECIL
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:21 am (UTC)
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What to talk about? Envy?
Or want in?
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 01:27 am (UTC)
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Sorry but that kobold ain't big enough for the two of us
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:56 am (UTC)
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Soot yourself
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 02:09 am (UTC)
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But seriously
If you don't keep it down I'm going to give Cecil rope and tell him to tie you to the bed
And around your mouth too
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 02:14 am (UTC)
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Ooooh
Promise Durnt good time
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 02:15 am (UTC)
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Whatever puts air under your wings
So long as I can sleep
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nobold
2021-07-31 02:29 am (UTC)
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It's not the size that counts, Red
it's how flexible you are.
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 02:31 am (UTC)
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So flexible
Mmmm
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nobold
2021-07-31 02:48 am (UTC)
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You understand kobold flexibility better than most, Durant.
We have our children as proof.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 02:38 am (UTC)
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You're tellin' me
I thought I was gonna split you in half but you took it like a champion
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nobold
2021-07-31 02:53 am (UTC)
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What you describe is part of the kobold experience.
And if you insist that you didn't enjoy yourself despite those worries, I will call you a liar.
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mech_and_mutt
2021-07-31 02:57 am (UTC)
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You were tellin me to go harder
It made it hard to worry when you were saying things like that and looking at me like that
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nobold
2021-07-31 03:08 am (UTC)
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Looking at you like what, exactly, hmm?
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mech_and_mutt
2021-08-01 03:13 pm (UTC)
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You know what I mean!!
I'm not gonna just write it here for everyone to see!!
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jasidian
2021-07-31 05:47 am (UTC)
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asdfghjkl;
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boomchucka
2021-07-30 11:22 pm (UTC)
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FINALLY. Somebody gets it!
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 12:39 am (UTC)
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AYE, simple can be best
Do you like raw or cook?
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 12:53 am (UTC)
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Definitely cooked.
I don't want food poisoning again.
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:02 am (UTC)
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Who poison food?
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 01:09 am (UTC)
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We didn't cook it properly so everybody got super sick.
Not fun. Do not recommend.
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:15 am (UTC)
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Weak belly. Make it strong!
Whelps have strong belly, much food. Your turn.
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 01:21 am (UTC)
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Not with raw meat!
Maybe raw fish...?
Little tiny human. Little tiny belly?
Thoughts? Suggestions?
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:23 am (UTC)
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Strong fish. Fight and kill. Then eat.
Power goes to you.
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 01:26 am (UTC)
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Or we could just go fishing.
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:28 am (UTC)
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Oh. You are smart.
Fishing sounds good. Whelps always hungry.
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 01:31 am (UTC)
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Oh...
Those were yours kids you were writing about before? That
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what you mean by whelps, right?
They're still growing, right? Of course, they'll eat a ton!
But yes, fishing sounds like lots of fun! :)
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 01:57 am (UTC)
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Whelps are kids, aye. Growing fast, need food.
We fish for glory!
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boomchucka
2021-07-31 02:07 am (UTC)
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We're going fishing! Woo!
We fish for dinner! For trying new things!
:D
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air_raider
2021-07-31 02:54 am (UTC)
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See, you get it. Doesn't matter where the meat comes from, just cook it and eat it. Easy as can be.
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evolved_not_extinct
2021-07-31 03:09 am (UTC)
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Aye! Durnt does not get much
But gets this!
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air_raider
2021-07-31 06:05 am (UTC)
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Really, the folks back home could stand to learn a thing or two from you. In more ways than one.
Would you believe they traded away a crate of perfectly edible meat just because they didn't know what it came from? Seems like a real waste.
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jasidian
2021-07-31 05:44 am (UTC)
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You sound like one of my uncles.
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Never liked all that fancy gussied-up stuff with tiny portions anyway
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Which of the monsters here actually taste good?
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Anacondas are best. Rabites too fuzzy, need skinning. OK after.
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You eat Featheraptors? That just seems
wrong
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Kill some, eat some. Power is mine.
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Are people still making that mistake? You've been here for long enough that most people know you, right?
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Cobbles call Durnt 'loud asshole'. Durnt accepts this.
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can we talk about how EVERYONE IN LAOURN CAN HEAR YOU WHENEVER YOU VISIT CECIL
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Or want in?
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If you don't keep it down I'm going to give Cecil rope and tell him to tie you to the bed
And around your mouth too
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Promise Durnt good time
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So long as I can sleep
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it's how flexible you are.
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Mmmm
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We have our children as proof.
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I thought I was gonna split you in half but you took it like a champion
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And if you insist that you didn't enjoy yourself despite those worries, I will call you a liar.
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It made it hard to worry when you were saying things like that and looking at me like that
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I'm not gonna just write it here for everyone to see!!
This comment was ICly unintended
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Do you like raw or cook?
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I don't want food poisoning again.
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Not fun. Do not recommend.
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Whelps have strong belly, much food. Your turn.
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Maybe raw fish...?
Little tiny human. Little tiny belly?
Thoughts? Suggestions?
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Power goes to you.
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Fishing sounds good. Whelps always hungry.
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Those were yours kids you were writing about before? That is what you mean by whelps, right?
They're still growing, right? Of course, they'll eat a ton!
But yes, fishing sounds like lots of fun! :)
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We fish for glory!
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We fish for dinner! For trying new things!
:D
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But gets this!
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Would you believe they traded away a crate of perfectly edible meat just because they didn't know what it came from? Seems like a real waste.
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