lizardtits: (I'm not doing anything. Honest.)
Velofnir Hraesvelgr ([personal profile] lizardtits) wrote in [community profile] messaging_realms2021-05-19 04:53 pm

Plan 02: Hot or Not?

It's been a hell of a month for everybody, hasn't it? Those reflections are taking a toll on a lot of people. I'd say I can empathize, but my reflection turned around and left after about three minutes, so I've just been bored this month as everyone else is preoccupied with themselves. But, I got an idea. I spent a few weeks in a gnome city back home. They had devices similar to the Nunitorium here, and from time to time they'd write up big social events for people to participate in to pass the time. Given this world's propensity for... intimate relations, I figure it would be fun to make use of one of them here.

The game is called Hot or Not, and the rules are simple. Put your name underneath this header. Or, put a friend's name, for added fun. Others can then comment on how hot they are. If you don't want your handwriting to give you away, use hearts! ❤ means "Eh..." and ❤❤❤❤❤ means "Sweet Bahamut take me now". I figure we could all use a bit of fun to balance out everything else this month.


((OOC: Feel free to post a glamour shot of your character to remind other players what they look like. Outside of that, it's a free-for-all.))

((Also, Velo forgot to take into account that the reflections are, in fact, still there. If they want to say something, go nuts!))
mech_and_mutt: (Frowny)

[personal profile] mech_and_mutt 2021-05-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, we already talked about this!!

I don't just chew on any old bones, y'know!! And not ones that belong to my friends!
einspine: (eager)

[personal profile] einspine 2021-05-27 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
WELL! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BONE-SHAPED BISCUITS? I CAN'T OFFER NORMAL BONES, BUT I CAN OFFER THOSE.

ALL THE APPEALING SHAPE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE WITH FEWER EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUMS!
mech_and_mutt: (Zzzz...)

[personal profile] mech_and_mutt 2021-05-27 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously though is chewing bones that bad??

It's not like they're yours or belong to anyone you know

I have bones in my body too and you don't see me complaining
einspine: (wat)

[personal profile] einspine 2021-05-27 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
NOT BAD. JUST WEIRD.

I'M USED TO BONES BEING PART OF VERY ALIVE SKELETONS. OR USED AS OUR ATTACKS.

...AND STOLEN BY PILFERING POOCHES.

NOT THAT I CONSIDER YOU A THIEF! BUT THERE'S THIS ONE DOG. A VERY ANNOYING DOG. HE LIKES TO MAKE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE, ALL WHILE LOOKING CUTE AND INNOCENT!

I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SEPARATE THE BONES HERE FROM MY BONES. OR... MY ATTACK-BASED BONES. CHEWING RANDOM BONES IS CERTAINLY LESS UNSETTLING THAN SEEING LIFELESS SKELETONS CONTROLLED BY SLIME.
mech_and_mutt: (SIGH)

[personal profile] mech_and_mutt 2021-05-28 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah

I don't usually see my own bones but seeing them carried around like a weird gross slimy puppet was

weird and uncomfortable
einspine: (eager)

[personal profile] einspine 2021-06-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
ON ONE HAND, I SYMPATHIZE WITH WANTING TO FIND THE IDEAL BODY!

METTATON WAS LIKE THAT, AND SO I, NATURALLY, HELPED HIM REALIZE HIS TRUE DREAMS OF THE ULTIMATE SEXY PHYSIQUE!

BUT IF THE SLIMES WANT MORE STABLE BODIES, ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS ASK FOR HELP! SOMEHOW.

I, FOR ONE, WOULD GLADLY CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING LESS. BONEY.