Plan 02: Hot or Not?

[lizardtits]

It's been a hell of a month for everybody, hasn't it? Those reflections are taking a toll on a lot of people. I'd say I can empathize, but my reflection turned around and left after about three minutes, so I've just been bored this month as everyone else is preoccupied with themselves. But, I got an idea. I spent a few weeks in a gnome city back home. They had devices similar to the Nunitorium here, and from time to time they'd write up big social events for people to participate in to pass the time. Given this world's propensity for... intimate relations, I figure it would be fun to make use of one of them here.

The game is called Hot or Not, and the rules are simple. Put your name underneath this header. Or, put a friend's name, for added fun. Others can then comment on how hot they are. If you don't want your handwriting to give you away, use hearts! ❤ means "Eh..." and ❤❤❤❤❤ means "Sweet Bahamut take me now". I figure we could all use a bit of fun to balance out everything else this month.

((OOC: Feel free to post a glamour shot of your character to remind other players what they look like. Outside of that, it's a free-for-all.))

((Also, Velo forgot to take into account that the reflections are, in fact, still there. If they want to say something, go nuts!))

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[einspine]

COMPENS

[It takes a moment for him to fully connect the dots. And then his mind winds back to their conversation a while ago and.

Oh.]

WELL. YOU SEE, WHEN TWO MONSTERS LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH

[No. Maybe not like that.]

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I SAID MAGIC??? THAT'S PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST ANSWER!

THOUGH I AM A THAUMATURGIST. WHICH MEANS TECHNICALLY I CAN MODIFY MY BODY? EVEN IF MY FIRST THOUGHTS WEREN'T IN THOSE PARTICULAR

CONTEXTS.



ANYWAY!! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, APPRECIATE THE KIND WORDS!!! NYEH HEH HEH!

[air_raider]

Consider me sold, Great Papyrus. I'd love to see what sort of body modification magic you can do.

[einspine]

[Well.

That happened.

And she'd already offered before.

A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A...?

It's. A good thing this is a magic book and he can take his time to formulate a response while still seeming cool and collected!]

WELL



THOSE SORT OF. APPLICATIONS ARE UNTAPPED TERRITORY. BUT... SCIENCE IS ABOUT PURSUING THE UNKNOWN AND MAKING IT KNOWN! SO THERE'S THAT.

ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER

I'M STILL A

I AM COMPLETELY COOL AND COLLECTED AND PAPYRUSY!!! NYEH! AND HEH! ALL IS WELL!

[air_raider]

Well I'm more than happy to let you take it slow and figure out how to use your powers in a more... constructive manner. We'll go explore the unknowns and see just how creative you can get.

Besides, I've had your cooking. Honestly, dinner, some entertainment, and then mapping new ground with a cool and collected partner sounds like my idea of a good time.

Y'know, we can take it at your pace. I wouldn't want to rush you into making new discoveries.

[einspine]

YES. VERY CONSTRUCTIVE! BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY BE CONSTRUCTING... WELL.

YOU KNOW.

BUT! IF YOU HAVE ANY... PREFERENCES, I CAN TRY TO KEEP THAT IN MIND?

I BELIEVE I CAN ALSO ALTER OTHER PEOPLE, AND I CAN MAKE MYSELF LIQUID, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT APPLICATIONS THAT WOULD HAVE.

[air_raider]

Don't you get to worrying about my preferences. They're so broad and numerous you're going to hit a handful of them by accident. Just do whatever you're comfortable with and go at your own pace, and we'll both enjoy it more for it.

As for altering others and becoming liquid, well, once we get you properly acquainted with me and how I work, we can explore additional uses for your powerful magics~

[einspine]

OH! SO DON'T OVERTHINK IT. OF COURSE! VERY SENSIBLE. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ADEPT AT GOING WITH THE FLOW!

...THE QUESTION IS, TIME AND PLACE! I DO HAVE ROOMMATES, SO IF YOU VISIT MY PLACE, I'LL HAVE TO LET THEM KNOW. PRIVACY SEEMS VERY IMPORTANT FOR MATTERS LIKE THIS!!!

SO I AM OPEN TO OTHER LOCATIONS. NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL BRING MY A-GAME! AND SOME SUCCULENT SNACKS.

[air_raider]

I have roommates too, but our place is a lot smaller than yours. So your place seems like a better bet.

Then again, if you prefer, we can always rent a room somewhere private and out of the way so that you don't have to worry about roommates. I've got sol for days now, and can easily just get a private room somewhere. There's gotta be a hotel in Laourn or Concord, right?

But either way, I never turn down snacks as a rule, so I'm more than down to eat whatever it is you bring.

Honestly, I'm looking forward to it~