Plan 02: Hot or Not?

[lizardtits]

It's been a hell of a month for everybody, hasn't it? Those reflections are taking a toll on a lot of people. I'd say I can empathize, but my reflection turned around and left after about three minutes, so I've just been bored this month as everyone else is preoccupied with themselves. But, I got an idea. I spent a few weeks in a gnome city back home. They had devices similar to the Nunitorium here, and from time to time they'd write up big social events for people to participate in to pass the time. Given this world's propensity for... intimate relations, I figure it would be fun to make use of one of them here.

The game is called Hot or Not, and the rules are simple. Put your name underneath this header. Or, put a friend's name, for added fun. Others can then comment on how hot they are. If you don't want your handwriting to give you away, use hearts! ❤ means "Eh..." and ❤❤❤❤❤ means "Sweet Bahamut take me now". I figure we could all use a bit of fun to balance out everything else this month.

((OOC: Feel free to post a glamour shot of your character to remind other players what they look like. Outside of that, it's a free-for-all.))

((Also, Velo forgot to take into account that the reflections are, in fact, still there. If they want to say something, go nuts!))

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Velofnir Hraesvelgr

[lizardtits]

[A pic, another pic]

[lowercase_dragon]

❤❤❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤

Velo me and my reflection both think you're super hot.
Take us, dragon-based neighbor buddy!

[lizardtits]

I try my best, but I think you'll have your hands full with everyone else here.

[Don't think she can't see you making passes at literally everyone]

[lowercase_dragon]

Velo, trying to have fun with your chest alone would have anyone's hands full even with four of them.

We're more than up for being overwhelmed. Being overwhelmed is kind of the point and it'll be fantastic.

[lizardtits]

If that's how you want to play it, I still have more of that potion from a few months back... As embarrassing as it was at the time, it was more fun than I would have admitted.

[In fact, the only reason she's admitting it now is that it was one of those feelings her reflection brought up]

Re: Velofnir Hraesvelgr

[paladin_and_loving_it]

You do a good job maintaining your allure both when in a full dress and when going for a swimsuit look. Nicely done!

❤❤❤

[lizardtits]

I can make anything look good.

...Well, almost anything, but that's beside the point.

[bladeofconquest]

❤❤❤❤

Beautiful, devious, and capable. What's not to admire?

[lizardtits]

If my reflection had anything to say, my penchant for war crimes.

But that's why I have friends.

[air_raider]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I'd love another chance to get back in your cleavage, hopefully without you exploding this time~

[lizardtits]

Take a number and get in the queue, in that case.

[air_raider]

Gladly. Can't wait~

In seriousness though, I would like to talk to you about something you might find actually enjoyable for a change.

[lizardtits]

Ask that again in about a week or so.

[air_raider]

Sure thing, dunno why but hey. It's probably just so you can shoot me better or something.

[lizardtits]

I'm not sure "shoot" is the right verb for a flamethrower.

[air_raider]

Yeah, weapons are what I wanted to talk to you about, actually. But I’d argue shooting someone with flame is still shooting them.

That said, how are you putting together a flame thrower? This world doesn’t seem particularly well suited for that kind of thing with the resources available to us. Is this some sort of magic thing?

[mech_and_mutt]

❤❤❤❤❤

[And then to play the glowing review off nice and easy...]

Be honest, did you just start this whole thing cause you know you're more stacked than anyone else here

[lizardtits]

Really, I was just bored. But, vanity is an inherent part of an activity like this, so who's to say?

[mech_and_mutt]

Well, I'll let you get away with it this time

Bet you get a lot of compliments as-is, anyway, don't you?

[dead_people_tea]

I think you're very nice, Velo.

[lizardtits]

The niceness hides the war crimes.

...Joking aside, thank you~. I don't often see a compliment that straightforward.

[unzeal]

♥ ♥ ♥

You have a lovely physique, Velo!

[lizardtits]

It's a family thing; you should see my mother. My sister, too, but she's got a lot more muscle.

[kobard]

❤❤❤❤❤ Bahamut would pale in your beauty and gravity-defying engineering capabilities, my dear.