1st Kata - A Blunt Intro For an Edgelord

[mightmakesright]

My name is Vergil. As one of the newest "Starfallen", I have been made aware of this world's troubles. The responsibility of saving it falls to us, but if I am to truly cooperate with others, I will keep no secrets as to what this world now deals with.

I am the eldest son of a legendary demon, the dark knight Sparda, who rebelled against his own kind to free humanity from enslavement. Though I tried to emulate him, my foolish pursuit of power made a mockery of his legacy. I am responsible for the deaths of countless innocents and only took notice of how unforgivable my crimes are when I was stripped of my pride. My path through darkness brought only one thing to be proud of: my son's ability to stop me.

Irony dictates my punishment is to instead save the world. Should my history drive away any chances of cooperation, then so be it. I intend on seeing this through, all the same.


- Vergil Sparda

Comments

[a_sweet_little_peach]

It's good to meet you! I don't know much about demons, but if you intend to help us, I'm happy to have you!

What kind of cookies do you like? I like to bring people cookies on their first day here.

[tequilasunset]

I am Raphael Ambrosius Costeau. I have come from the splendor of the cliffs by Sur-De-Clef, and am a superstar cop that has solved all the cases, ever.

[air_raider]

Oh hey it's you again.

I mean, we've all done stuff we're not proud of. Who doesn't probably have a family member hunting them for the countless deaths they've caused?

The point is you're here and not there, you've been called here for a reason and we, the starfallen, gotta stick together. You've learned and now you're, you know, not wherever you came from. New world. New slate. New chance. Just make it count and you've got nothing to worry about.

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[raisedbybirds]

Amid all these despicable atrocities you even fathered child? And were willing to destroy him too?

[kobard]

Such a colorful history! A lust for power, family tribulations, wanton destruction and indiscriminate murder! Why I think you'll be quite entertaining around here, least of all you should give me more material to work with to entertain on your behalf. Rakka Pickclaw, at your service.

[kahunanu]

ok

[autumnbold]

what

[paladin_and_loving_it]

Hey man, I'm sorry to hear about what a hard life you've lead. We've all made mistakes. But this is a new beginning, so you can do it right this time! I'm sure you'll fit in here just fine Mr. ---

Wait a minute, Vergil? Like my roommate Vergil?

Nope, nope, nope. The space around me is a brooding-free zone. This will not do!

You're coming with me for a night on the town. Leave your weapons at home, we are going to be drinking ale until you can only talk about how much you love everyone. After that, we'll see what kind of red lantern district they have going here.

[know_the_unknowable]

We have all made mistakes. Mine were less intentional, born of desire to better the lives of all, but nonetheless the results of my research in the world I am from claimed countless innocent lives.

It would be laughable for me to then condemn you for your past. If you truly intend to help us mend this broken world, then I would welcome you, Vergil Sparda. If you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability.

- Knoll, of Grado

[boomchucka]

Oh.

[The super serious, stoic type has entered the magic journal.]

Well, as long as we can all work toward a common goal, then we're glad to have your help, Vergil. There's lots to explore so I hope you've got good boots!

I'm Selphie, by the way.

[lizardtits]

[Velo can't tell if this man is being serious or dumb, or both.]

[So she's just going to be dumb in return. Their response will give her the answer she needs.]

Ah, that thou wouldst tip thy hand so soon? Do take care, dear Virgil, for no secret is sacred for the likes of Teddy Grahm, Rogue Extraordinaire!

[mightmakesright]

(Well. That's a far more friendly response than he expected.)

That won't be necessary.

(A pause.)

But if you insist, I enjoy butterscotch cookies.

[mightmakesright]

(What)

Every case. I see.

(Vergil can never escape the weird ones, can he)

Then you have solved the mysteries of this world, as well.

[mightmakesright]

I suppose you're right. To dwell on the past for too long is to impede one's own progress. I've had my fill of holding myself back.

Besides, it might be nice for an adventure to not end with a visit to the demon world, for once.

[mightmakesright]

(Finally, something close to what he expected.)

It's complicated.

(No really, how does he begin to explain that half of him that went berserk was the one who tried to kill his son while his other half wanted to guide him?)

My brother and I would have finished things once and for all, if my son did not intervene. I did not know of our blood ties until moments before his interruption.

[mightmakesright]

(Nevermind, it's back to the weird ones.)

My story is a bloody tale. I would question who would find entertainment in such a story, but it seems this world is filled with all types. If you are going to tell my story anyway, I'll have your rendition be accurate.

What do you wish to know?

[mightmakesright]

You're either taking this very well or you don't care.

Either way, it sounds like this won't be a problem for you.

[mightmakesright]

Did I say something that confused you?

[mightmakesright]

What kind of first impression did I leave on you?

(Vergil really wants to know, at this point.)

If we are to do anything, the weapon is non-negotiable.

[mightmakesright]

(Well this is interesting. Vergil thought he might've been the outlier here. He still is, but apparently he's not the only one. Go figure.)

I thank you, Knoll. Ashamed as I am to to be stripped of my power, it is not the first time. The more I understand this world, the more I will understand how to make up for the difference.

Is there a library? I wish to learn of this world's literature.

[mightmakesright]

I'm not opposed to a little exploration. It may even be fun, if it's to solve a grand mystery.

What are your thoughts on matters, Selphie? I'm steadily learning the facts; perhaps an opinion can provide its own insight.

[mightmakesright]

(He really is meeting all types here, isn't he? This is gonna be an interesting time.

Unfortunately for Vergil, he tends to be more dumb than he'll admit.)

A thief of secrets? Interesting. Perhaps I didn't want these secrets unearthed at a bad time, let alone ransomed at my expense.

[air_raider]

You're off to a better start already. As long as you don't go off murdering and killing and being a pain, I won't have to visit angelic justice upon you.

On the plus side, no demon worlds. On the downside, you will be expected to explore the innumerable shards that keep crashing into this world. But you'll get paid for it! So it's not that bad.

[autumnbold]

yes what is a demon

also what is an innocent

also what is irony

[lizardtits]

[Oh boy, Velo's gonna have fun with this one.]

Do not underestimate the power of a good bit of info, my friend. What you have freely given could be worth quite a lot to me, but fortunately for you I am a trite limited in my movements ever since good old Inspector Costeau has been on my case.