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TRU03: THE BIG STORY
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dm_screen[Whether due to lazy staff, a clerical error, or an intent to send a message, each unit in Concord Crossing awakens to a bundled-up periodical on its doorstep in the morning...]
THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
POTENT POTABLES PRODUCE PANDEMONIUM
MAMMARY CALAMITY SHOCKS A TOWN
"Finally, the mages do something useful!"
The humble city of Concord was recently rocked by a new scandal: the perfect storm of poor product control and irresponsible magical research from the so-called "Spellcraft Guild" resulted in the creation of tainted enhancement potions that unleashed bodily havoc on the Starfallen! While at first glance this may seem like a much-needed practical application of alchemy or even a deed in noble service to us ordinary and frustrated citizens of Concord, this is undoubtedly the first step toward a far more insidious conspiracy to impurify our precious bodily (continued on page 3, with exclusive photos!)
PYGMIES PENETRATE PROTECTORS PENETRATE PYGMIES
As if the rumors of altar desecration and piracy weren't enough, the strange reptilian pygmy cultists of Concord have taken aim at a new institution: The Men-At-Arms guild! Using clever disguises to appear as one of our own, these crafy little lizards were spotted engaging in backdoor deals centered on payments of sexual favors and (continued on page 4)
DEVILISH DAIRY
Milk: a healthy drink for growing bodies or something far more sinister? The Truthogram's exclusive hearsay points towards yet another twisted experiment on the part of the so-called "Astronomical Society": Human cattle! Eyewitnesses report heavily-pregnant women leaving dairy farms with gallons of (continued on page 5)
THIS MEANS WAR!
First so-called 'falling stars' create massive fulminating explosions on impact, and now sinister machinery made of metal are walking down our streets? There's no other word for what we're seeing: The Princess Cabal is clearly plotting at a full-scale Starfallen hostile takeover! If we allow these sickos to (Continued on page 8, "Letters from the editor")
Truthogram Wacky Word Search
Can you find all the hidden words?
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]
THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
POTENT POTABLES PRODUCE PANDEMONIUM
MAMMARY CALAMITY SHOCKS A TOWN
"Finally, the mages do something useful!"
The humble city of Concord was recently rocked by a new scandal: the perfect storm of poor product control and irresponsible magical research from the so-called "Spellcraft Guild" resulted in the creation of tainted enhancement potions that unleashed bodily havoc on the Starfallen! While at first glance this may seem like a much-needed practical application of alchemy or even a deed in noble service to us ordinary and frustrated citizens of Concord, this is undoubtedly the first step toward a far more insidious conspiracy to impurify our precious bodily (continued on page 3, with exclusive photos!)
PYGMIES PENETRATE PROTECTORS PENETRATE PYGMIES
As if the rumors of altar desecration and piracy weren't enough, the strange reptilian pygmy cultists of Concord have taken aim at a new institution: The Men-At-Arms guild! Using clever disguises to appear as one of our own, these crafy little lizards were spotted engaging in backdoor deals centered on payments of sexual favors and (continued on page 4)
DEVILISH DAIRY
Milk: a healthy drink for growing bodies or something far more sinister? The Truthogram's exclusive hearsay points towards yet another twisted experiment on the part of the so-called "Astronomical Society": Human cattle! Eyewitnesses report heavily-pregnant women leaving dairy farms with gallons of (continued on page 5)
THIS MEANS WAR!
First so-called 'falling stars' create massive fulminating explosions on impact, and now sinister machinery made of metal are walking down our streets? There's no other word for what we're seeing: The Princess Cabal is clearly plotting at a full-scale Starfallen hostile takeover! If we allow these sickos to (Continued on page 8, "Letters from the editor")
Truthogram Wacky Word Search
Can you find all the hidden words?
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]
