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TRU02: BREAKING NEWS!
[Whether due to lazy staff, a clerical error, or an intent to send a message, each unit in Concord Crossing awakens to a bundled-up periodical on its doorstep in the morning...]
THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
COUP IN CONCORD!
CONTROL OF CITY CONTESTED IN CONSPIRACY BY CORONATED CABAL
As if the monsters spewing poisonous chemicals and Featheraptor/Sewer Pygmy hybrids weren't enough, the red-blooded citizens of Concord now have an even greater threat looming overhead: Three princesses have arrived among the Starfallen, and our investigative journalists have brought to light their shocking plot: Instituting their despotic monarchial methods on the citizens of Concord! The Concord Truthogram has identified three ringleaders:
Our correspondents suggest there may be a fourth princess present, but details remain elusive, which hints that she may have assumed a secret identity as an ordinary girl. (Continued on page 4, with exclusive photos of "Corrin"'s scintillating sunbathing sessions with canine companions and backdoor outings with bovine boytoys!)
MISSING LINK DISCOVERED!
The Concord Astronomical Society has purportedly exhumed a distant ancestor of humanity from a river in the "Outlands"; code-named AYLA, it's said to have had the fur and intellect of a beast but the posture, good looks, sculpted backside, and voluptuous physique of a modern (Continued on page 2)
THE DEVIL'S KITSCH
Mistletoe: Harmless holiday tradition or insidious demonic plot? As if acting as a gateway to ribald acts of fornication wasn't enough, eyewitnesses have reported a HORNED, DUSKY FIGURE cackling wickedly to itself while hanging the fiendish decorations outside Concord Crossing, no doubt hoping to corrupt our youths with sloppy (Continued on page 5)
NO BONES ABOUT IT
The walking dead are horrific enough on their own; but what hope is left for us when the bleeding hearts of the so-called "Astronomical Society" have apparently decided that ACTUAL, LITERAL SKELETONS can be accepted among the guilds? We're teaching undead monsters how to cast magic (Continued on page 8, "Letters from the editor")
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]
THE CONCORD TRUTHOGRAM
"The most honest and trustworthy publication in Concord!"
COUP IN CONCORD!
CONTROL OF CITY CONTESTED IN CONSPIRACY BY CORONATED CABAL
As if the monsters spewing poisonous chemicals and Featheraptor/Sewer Pygmy hybrids weren't enough, the red-blooded citizens of Concord now have an even greater threat looming overhead: Three princesses have arrived among the Starfallen, and our investigative journalists have brought to light their shocking plot: Instituting their despotic monarchial methods on the citizens of Concord! The Concord Truthogram has identified three ringleaders:
A blue-haired blueblood who's courting and currying favor with the Concord so-called "Astronomical Society" in what can only be an effort to institute a magocracy to oppress honest, hard-working, magically-disinclined folk. | Seldom seen without her violent escorts, she's already begun hiring up the unscrupulous brigands at the Men-At-Arms guild into her own personal combination royal guard, harem, and secret police, accountable only to her. | presumed mastermind of the conspiracy and suspected reptilian subversive; recently seen gallavanting around the "Outlands", showing her secret tail off to the locals and seeking strapping and virile beastman consorts. |
Our correspondents suggest there may be a fourth princess present, but details remain elusive, which hints that she may have assumed a secret identity as an ordinary girl. (Continued on page 4, with exclusive photos of "Corrin"'s scintillating sunbathing sessions with canine companions and backdoor outings with bovine boytoys!)
MISSING LINK DISCOVERED!
The Concord Astronomical Society has purportedly exhumed a distant ancestor of humanity from a river in the "Outlands"; code-named AYLA, it's said to have had the fur and intellect of a beast but the posture, good looks, sculpted backside, and voluptuous physique of a modern (Continued on page 2)
THE DEVIL'S KITSCH
Mistletoe: Harmless holiday tradition or insidious demonic plot? As if acting as a gateway to ribald acts of fornication wasn't enough, eyewitnesses have reported a HORNED, DUSKY FIGURE cackling wickedly to itself while hanging the fiendish decorations outside Concord Crossing, no doubt hoping to corrupt our youths with sloppy (Continued on page 5)
NO BONES ABOUT IT
The walking dead are horrific enough on their own; but what hope is left for us when the bleeding hearts of the so-called "Astronomical Society" have apparently decided that ACTUAL, LITERAL SKELETONS can be accepted among the guilds? We're teaching undead monsters how to cast magic (Continued on page 8, "Letters from the editor")
[The Starfallen quickly all congregate on the same page in the Liber Nuntiorum to discuss it...]